Irritating, inconsiderate, inefficient are just a few words we often associate with junk mail. But at time, amusing, educating, and creative also pops up! Debt reduction offers, naked Britney Spear, Viagra and all sorts of other offers. Some of them can be quite offensive, stupid and most times, amusing. There is this John guy often sends me a piece of mail with title: I made a million, so can you! Never open the mail, but I wonder why he is processing mail while he already made a million? Another guy really take time to tell a story. He claimed to be a high official in the Nigerian Government and solicit someone to give him his or her bank account number so that he can transfer hundreds of thousands of dollar into your account and you will get to keep a portion of it. I often receive offers to have my cup size increased and penis enlarged. Wow, what creature will I become to get my cup size increased and penis enlarged at the same time? Guess size does matter.
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